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ქართული ინგლისური 2

კიდევ ერთი ნაკრები ყველაზე ქართული ფრაზებისა, ბიტურიენტთა 200-სიტყვიანი თემებიდან.

– they are girls, most people think that they are irregular ( I don’t even want to know what this means)

– we have another mentalitet ( you sure do!)

– also good if we never late in our life and be already always

– i understooded ( That makes one of us).

– when you are 16 you are very very old ( Yes, unfortunately we all get old…who can withstand the power of time…droni mepoben and all that shit)

– where are you was ( at least this writer knows how to conjugate the verb “is”)

– Daily thinks ( those are important!)

– Money doesnt grow on trees!!!oneone!! (What’s up with the exclamation points?)

– i dont have any money but i have know ( ….ledge? That’s a pretty bold statement there, buddy)

– i know a girl who was not at home before ten oclock and now she is married ( another case of those broad –daylight- middle-of-the-street-sex females! Goodness! Not before ten o’clock!)

– then they go out then they sleep then they pregnant ( Girls, learn you’re lesson and don’t sleep out, cause the harmful outside air might get you pregnant. This is what you get when you abuse your environment: the air becomes sexually dangerous!)

– i have no father no sister and son brother. My mother is merika a Housewifre and She is a woman (This is clearly a feminist writer. Women of the world unite and let’s capitalize THE PRONOUN and emphasize that –darn it!—we are women! Also, is the “son brother” product of incest?! )

– after ten oclock in the streets there are many pinks and blues in the street ( meaning people with a different orientation. Thus, when the immoral girls finally stop corrupting innocent male youth of Georgia, we are “plagued” by another moral illness. I can only imagine what this person wrote about the “colors” )

– My friends friend was very bad people and he is in the “zona” now

– i have many because to prove it ( many what…?!)

– People at this age should know that mony ( money ) dont folls from the trees and it comes by moving your leags ( Or, as we have seen from the previous essays, you can move something else before ten o’clock in the streets! I like to move it, move it…)

– Parent havent enough money to learn and eat their children ( I hope they will never have enough money to learn that!)

– we cant exchange our parents for money ( Says who?)

– one one hand

– …and they all want to study at prestige pakultet ( faculty, major)

– i wer davtsere tema!!!oneone!!!111 (well, at least this one is honest!)

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